[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
 You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blonde
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow. (fucking hell)
[x] You never knew the Alphabet and Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (i havent seen it lmaoo)
 You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
 You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
 You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
 People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (when i was smaller but not anymore bc im so quiet)
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
 You break a lot of things.
[x] You slightly tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Overall TOTAL: 24
Take your total, multiply by 4, put the title as: I'm 96% mentally unstable.
Listening to: nothing
Reading: my science questions
Watching: Nostalgia Chick